Much like yours truly, this page would rather be functional than pretty. I don't want to wrestle with it to try to get it attractive, I'm fine with it like this. Keep in mind, though, that this site was made on a computer-- I take no responsibility for any mobile fuck-ups, but I'm awfully proud if there's none of those.
Click the image below to read about me! Otherwise, feel free to peruse the rest of this rather minimalist page to your liking.